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Single on Valentine's Day?
A single's guide to Valentine's Day
Fun for next Valentine's day :-)
started by speshalkay (14 April 2008)
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14 April 2008
I thought this out while in a restaurant on this year’s Valentine’s Day, and I would LOVE to see if anyone could pull it off. Turn up at a restaurant on the night, ask for a table for two, telling whoever shows you to your seat that you are on a blind date. Sit nibbling bread, looking at your watch and looking expectantly at the door for 20 mins, turning away any offers of service. Order and eat a meal, looking sad/angry. Pretend to get drunk, snarl at the other guests, sob uncontrollably on the waiter, stagger about the room exclaiming that men/women are all (insert expletives) and should be hung up by their (insert chosen part of their anatomy) THEN hope they feel sorry for you/want to get rid of you and offer you a meal on the house :-)
It could work!
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28 May 2008
Hi Speshalkay. Try it out next Valentine’s day and let us know if it does work.
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26 January 2009
Well, I am STILL single, so maybe I will :-)
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30 January 2009
Tell me Kay how does an absolutely gorgeous girl like you not have an adoring partner?I find it totally beyond belief that you are single,I mean what the hell are the guys in your area thinking about.Well all I can say is that the opticians where you live must be full to bursting with hundreds or even thousands of guys needing thie eyes tested.!!!!I just cant believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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13 February 2009
Ah bless you. Well, it’s not just about looks at the end of the day ;-)
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18 March 2009
I know what you are saying but surely with a personality like yours combined with undeniable beauty I cannot see why your situation should be the way it is!!A bloody disgrace if you ask me.Come on guys get a grip!!!!!
