Hannala's Qype reviews
15 Rue Clément, 75006 Paris
Hannala wrote on 7 March 2009
I’m writing this while my ears still alternate between ringing and feeling like they’re stuffed with a Costco pack of cotton balls.
Coolin was FUN. The music was all about the shake your booty dancing silliness. The bottles of Corona (with lime) were €5.50 (pas mal). The bartenders seem to speak better English than French (my “une Corona” was met with “ONE???? Corona?”) which is good or bad, depending on how you look at it (they were pleasant at least).
The soundsystem? AWFUL. Unbearable. Impossible. Take a cheap system, dial it up to 10 and then break the knob off turning it up further. It’s not that it was too loud for me - it was too loud for the speakers.
BUT. The bouncers were pleasant. The crowd was having fun. I had FUN.
Who needs ears?