what next dude, shopping for knickers in M&S?
Waitrose - Clerkenwell
St. John Street, Clerkenwell, London EC1V 4DE
- Farringdon Station (0.5 km)
- Barbican Tube Station (0.5 km)
- Contact us:
020 7253 1971
- Opening hours:
Mon - Fri: 8:30 - 21:00
Sat: 8:30 - 20:00
Sun: 12:00 - 18:00
4 reviews of Waitrose - Clerkenwell in English
Oh lovely Waitrose. The closest M&S is a good 7 minutes walk away so I'm quite happy to have this opening up nearby.
The main thing I want to note is that it isn't actually that popular. This has the brilliant effect of lots of near death date products being significantly reduced every single day? Fancy a bit of Foie Gras for £1? Pop in at lunch or at 5pm when all the reductions start happening. There's some yummy food bargains to be had!
Blimey, I’m reviewing a supermarket.
This sadly for me is undeniable evidence of the ageing process: despite my low slung jeans and dialect of a teenage truant, my uncontrollable pant-pissing anticipation at the opening of this Waitrose yesterday had me the most excited I have been since staggering about Hackney warehouses, immobilised by repetive beats and immoral living.
There I was grinning like a morphine-filled junkie and with a basket brimming with Ecover, freshly-squeezed juices (I am about as likely to be spotted drinking ’from concentrate’ as is the Queen ordering a Big Mac in her negligee) and an organic loaf and the store had only been open hours before I was already bitching with the staff about our dear blue and white striped friends opposite, who in my Friedmanesque opinion sell a far inferior range of goods and at far too high a price as hitherto there has been no competition.
The socialist principles of my distant past are hastily flung aside if it means I can get my hands on some Andrex Shea Butter toilet rolls and loose-leaf green tea, without paying through the nose, all thanks to some ruthless supermarket price wars.
I will next be spotted sporting a ponytail in an open-top Ferrari endeavoring to recapture my youth.
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