Falafelkungen, Stockholm

Living right down the street from this, I passed it in the hopes that this would become my new street food establishment. You know…the place that’s perfect when you’re too lazy to cook and too hungover to care how fat you’re getting.

In general, street food/fast food should abide by the following rules:
- tastes awesomely disgusting
- contains a million calories per bite
- kills you if you eat it twice in one day
- doubles as a weapon of mass destruction
- will keep you bound to your toilet for 3 days
- forces you to beg for God’s forgiveness for all the bad things you’ve ever done to your sibling when your parent wasn’t looking.

I had the Falafelmeny (no I didn’t spell it wrong). I found it to be pretty bland…flavorless in fact. The sandwich didn’t have enough grease, salt, flavor. The fries also didn’t have enough salt or flavor. I hope they’re not trying to be healthy, because a street food place like this should never try to be anything other than attempting to murder its patrons with fatty, cholesterolly, heart attacky food.

I’ll probably go back to try some other items on the menu, but it did underwhelm the first time around.