As, one of the infamous weekender in hamburg, i wanted to see all the city had to offer. I wanted to go somewhere quintisentially german, and when i heard the name " the golden poodle", i was like we must go. However, it wasnt the uber tacky dance music and lazer disco i was expecting, rather a hardcore industrial trance party, rammed to the rafters in a club which im sure at one point had been a bomb shelter.

I was extremely drunk, and remember only pyscotic flashes of insanity so all i can say is that this place is insane. should be checked out by anyone and everyone...but be prepared

Things I can remember about Pudel club:
- they have a cool outdoor area
- it gets very crowded
- there is some kind of cover charge
- the music is good
- it's very dark

Things I can't remember about the Pudel club:
- whether they have a cloakroom facility
- what the bar is like and how many they have
- what anything in there costs
- how big it is

You should be informed, while searching this little, trashy house on the Elbe. Is this a club? Well, yeah...so I´ve been told.

Kittles above, may have described this club the exact way it is. Me experiencing the same night, including some other weird, drunk fridays, makes me definitely come back!

The bright illuminated white room is something special. What is it´s purpose...Relax, dance, smoke, drink, filming ect. We have tried it all..and God knows why.

Anyways, this is the place to be to end up your suberb clubbing night in the early hours of what day it may be..

The music is as weird, but orginal & fun, as the club! This dark, trashy Electro makes sure you won´t stop dancing for the next coming few hours..!!

We stumbled drunk during the early hours of Sunday morning into what looked like an abandoned house cum Squat then a club.
The loud deep throbbing sounds of Electro welcomed you as you paid the doorman 2 euros to be let inside.

Underground and dirty with a bar, a dance floor and a lounging area.

Alarmingly also in the club there is an empty stark bright white lit room the size of a big walk in freezer that scarily reminds you of a white walled slaughter house from a horror film, minus the blood and butcher hooks of course...against the dark interior of the rest of the club you cant help but walk into the perplexing room at least once or twice before it gets too much and your forced to retreat back to the comfort of the darkly lit dance floor.

the DJs play to the crowd mixing original tunes, experimental beats into their enthusiastic sets

I danced like a lunatic and remember the music being exceptional or at least a lot of fun to dance to.

Then again I was also very very drunk so will definitely have to come back to make sure I wasn't just hallucinating.