I can’t think of a club that I would rather be in! The guys there are hot, the music is pumping and the staff are the best club staff I have ever come across (soda4free). There has never been a time that I have been to Ghetto and not had a good time regulary leaving at close. To the people whinging about the drugs - honest, most friday nights at a London club are packed with people on Class As, it’s just that the Class A is usually coke. Would much rather be getting loved up with gurning pillheads than having to suffer some faux-aristo buzzing on charlie.

Wigout @ Ghetto has long been the destination for trashy gays, fag hags and lip stick lesbian who like nothing better then a drama free great night out. Situated in central London, only a few moments walk from Tottingham Court Road tube station, Wigout has been going strong since the mid 90s and shows no signs of slowing down.

Beware however, you need to leave you sense of music credibility at the door and instead indulge your self in pure filthy pop.

The drinks are reasonably priced, the music keeps playing until 5am and unlike most other gay venues in the capital the staff at Ghetto are attitude free. With a recent referb adding extra glamour to the venue there really is no good reason not to visit Londons best gay nights

Nestled between Soho Square and Charing Cross Road and just behind the Astoria is Ghetto, the very popular club run by the Popstarz crew. Not the prettiest of venues, it caters for gay men and women looking for something a bit different.

Popular nights are Saturdays Wig Out, featuring a blend of inide & pop tracks, and Detox, the Sunday night club night which has a regular and dedicated audience.

As ever drink prices are more than affordable, compared to most bars and clubs in the area and queue jump tickets are available from sister bar Trash Palace which is advisable as on weekends the queue is long as the place fills up pretty quickly, as evidence by the sweat dripping off the walls.

For a fun, affordable night out dancing or cruising Ghetto can be a great laugh and, due to it’s location, it’s the perfect place to go after the other bars have kicked out and before stumbling home

An excellent gay club that pumps out the trashy pop tunes that we all know and love so well! On the night I went, I was glad to hear the new Britney and Sugababes singles along with classics from the likes of the Spice Girls! Tuesday night is ultra trashy bubblegum pop night and is well attended as most of the other clubs are closed. I had a great time and found the place to be well organised and not too crowded, although it still felt like there were enough people there- a line which is sometimes difficult to tread! That said, I think it may be a bit chaotic over the weekend. Still, its a great night out. Check what time you go as prices vary depending on what time you arrive.