Happy memories of many a lunchtime spent here, most of our team stuffing our faces and rendered virtually unable to do a stroke of work in the afternoon caused by over-eating and too much MSG!

Definitely a place to book, especially if your are planning on eating much later than 12.15pm (seriously!). Yes, some of the staff are notoriously rude but you do get a smile if you are a regularly customer ... which is why I only rated this 3 as I don't think that's fair.

Huge portions of food starting at £5.50 - I'm sure that if you speak their lingo you will get a proper menu, but as I don't, I got stuck with the English one. Kung Po chicken is definitely an acquired taste but they do make it very well (unfortunately laden with MSG it seems nowadays) and they do sell two well-known brands of Chinese beer, of which Tiger is the least-preferred.

If you want to bloat out any clients, this is the place to go.