The Two Brewers

A great gay club in Clapham, London. I have had many a fun night there & seen some top Drag acts, such as Kandi Kane Baxter & Dave Lynn, In fact Dave Lynn gave me the mike one night & I had the stage to myself & sung "Hey Big Spender!!" to the audience (Thanks for that Dave) I even motorboated Pam Ann there & was her backing dancer (Thanks for that Pam) 

The drinks are reasonable & the crowd a mix of gay men, straight men, lesbians & Fag Hags, young & old of every type & every creed & colour. I have never had a bad night there whether it was a packed to the rafters, or a quieter night, night buses go from stops just outside so if you live in London or have late night trains, you can still get home after the tubes close. 

Great venue. Regular cabaret and 2 bars. One is a club bar the other for cabaret which they have on most nights of the weeks.

Guaranteed a great night but the crown can be on the young side and they cram as many in the doors as their licence will allow.

A really nice change from Soho/Vauxhall with the attitude free gays.

Great atmosphere, nice crowd with a dance club at the rear and cabaret at the front

I liked the Two Brewers. To tell the truth, I loved it. It’s a good place if you want to go and have a chat with a female friend and not be pestered by blokes.

Until I was told by a gay mate that some straight guys go there to chat up women who are trying to get away from the blokes in the first place!!!!

Great fun place to let your hair down. No attitude and friendly staff

You may think you are in Clapham, London but going to the Two Brewers feels more like a trip to a provincial gay bar in perhaps Bristol or Brighton. This is because the clientelle is not siloed as in Soho but has all shapes and sizes thrown together. But boy do they know how to have fun. In the front room is the cheezy pop and cabaret - rammed on a friday and saturday. In the back is the dance floor with club beats and slightly sleezy vibe. Take your pick. You cant fail to have a good night here, unless you are a complete central london scene queen.

Drinks priced ok, bar staff cheerful and varied, clientelle up for it. Good pulling potential.

The Two Brewers is one of the most popular gay venues in South London.

It's easy to see it's attraction, especially at the weekends, for those who are gagging for a fun night out without having to pay West End prices or falling asleep on a nightbus.

The Bar is open most nights, serving affordable drinks. The main room often has some form of cabaret usually hosted by a regular drag act with karaoke on sundays. I find this room a bit suburban 70's gay for me but it's always busy so maybe i'm in the minority.

There is a second room, playing more up-to-date dance tracks, at the back, usually opened Thursday - Sunday. again it doesn't compete with the big clubs but for simple night out it's more than sufficient.

The crowd spans all sectors of the gay scenes, so expect to see a wide range of ages, shapes and fashion styles. The chances of pulling is always high depending on how low your standards sometimes go but compared to some of the attitude-laden bars in Soho it can be a real good laugh.