Just as we hurl ourselves into finding an alternative for super pricey Domino's, they lure us back with their 'January sale'.

Buy one pizza, get one free - only for collection. This is a fairly good deal, making it £8 per large pizza. However, for that price you could get a pizza at Pizza Express, so it's still far, far from being cheap or good value. And colection means it's not that hot when you actually get it home, having had to waft it through the streets of London.

The sad truth is that we love the taste. Maybe they pump the dough full of nicotine and cocaine which is why we are so addicted to it. Maybe it is because they give you a pot of dip in a special hole in the box - is this not the finest idea in the history of human invention? Maybe it is because we like to pay through the nose and create a profit for some American fat cat.

Whatever the reasons, we came crawling back. BUT! We will crawl away again when the deal is over (20 Jan).