Omid (4345 points) 03-07-2008 •••••5

Hey, you! Yeah, I’m talking to you, you self-righteous, sanctimonious, stick-up-the-butt vegan who gives other herbivores a bad name. I̵... more...

Omid (4345 points) 25-06-2008 •••••4

Rap to the beat now: Grimy, grubby, filthy, sullied, icky, grotty, dodgy, sketchy, minging, manky, stanky muck. Tasty, yummy, scrummy, nummy,... more...

Omid (4345 points) 18-07-2008 •••••4

It’s huge - so huge you can easily get lost trying to find your room. It’s overpriced - unfairly so, especially at $9 a cocktail at ... more...

Omid (4345 points) 23-06-2008 •••••4

Chicken Tikka Mutha-frikkin’-sala That’s what this place is all about. Get at least 2 orders of this buttery, creamy, tomatoey conco... more...

Omid (4345 points) 26-06-2008 •••••4

To my dear gay friends and acquaintances, Just because I: a) wave my arms and sing along to “Love Shack” at full blastb) order vo... more...

Omid (4345 points) 25-06-2008 •••••4

“I’m afraid to go outside by myself.” With the 21 Club being the third stop on a Tenderloin pub crawl, I needed a cigarette as... more...

Omid (4345 points) 23-06-2008 •••••4

Left. Left. Right. Left. Right. Up. Right. Jump! Up. Up. Down. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right. B. A. B. A. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW MAST... more...

Omid (4345 points) 25-06-2008 •••••3

He looked me up and down with his one good eye. The other eye was glazed over and likely blind, but for some reason, I thought he could see more w... more...